Back from Planet Cock!

2012-07-06 18:39:37 by cat-bastards

It was a blast!

Though, vacation is over. Cat-bastards are back in the sattle, making your miserable life worthwhile again.

Penis, Cock, Penis?

Back from Planet Cock!

The cat-bastars are back in town! After a decade of silence we are back to plague ur world for da better! >:(

From the's WILL rise!


2007-08-01 07:34:14 by cat-bastards

lolljolersl! D:<

Butterscotch yo! The bastards are back in town to take over ur world with music that kicks your nutts out. lul!11one!omfg!

We pointed a fucking cat ass towards you and sprayed you with diarrhea of death so that we could take over Kittysburg in order to drink all their beerz! >: (

This is frequently the goal of men dissatisfied with their penis size. In general, where there is a perceived need to increase penis size, medical advice should be sought, rather than attempting self-treatment. Most self-treatment methods are believed to be either ineffective, dangerous, or both.

A penis more than 2.5 standard deviations below the norm is known as a micropenis. This very unusual condition is generally detected in early childhood. Penis-enlargement self-treatments have no effect on this condition, although childhood and adolescent testosterone treatments may be administered and in adulthood surgery measures have shown some limited success.

None the less we stand up with an army of cats to bomb ur countrey!!232120ONe!lol!1lollers! >: (

Following the war, however, there were moves within the Congress of the Kittystates to isolate the doghouses diplomatically and economically over concerns about cat rights violations, its dramatic military build-up, and hostility to no0bs.

But still, we pwn no0bs! >: (

Lmao, teh cat-basturds are in! >: (