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Meanwhile, in... Meanwhile, in...

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was...

lame...totally not cat_bastard style! You failed on failing. >:(

Damn. Sad little composion. As sad as this review. >:(

4 nipples are better than 1. loli. >:(


WinTang responds:

I did it solely to hurt you, mister Fauna. I laugh at you! And your siiiick grades!
*squeezes milk*


The Kakariko polka (0:59) The Kakariko polka (0:59)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Polka s'good!

LoLoLoLoL. Our next tune will be some polka stuff too, so watch out! >:(

This was funny. Link will dance like a horny rabbit and Zelda will be the *censored*. >:(

5 pen0rs out of 7! lol


WinTang responds:

Damn right! Damn right.


Buffalos in bikini Buffalos in bikini

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yeah!

They are quite sexy when they are in bikinis. >:(

We ones saw one coming from sonic land, he was all blue and had some beers with him. Btw. this sounds a bit like sonic...So you like to steal ideas ey!? You bastard! >:(

Whats good!

Fun fact: The scores are picked randomly.

5! Nuff said! >:(


WinTang responds:

That was my uncle Brandon - he likes you in a gay way.
Thanks for the revue!


WC > Blanket WC > Blanket

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I voted...

5 - 5 + 5 = 0 Score! Hahaha. Truly ambience. >:(

The ear candy was yummy, the changes where smooth. I could imagen this in an experimental flash. But that will never happen cause I will vote bad like a noob. >:(

Cause it's 5 - 0 = 0. Nuff said. >:(


StrangeEncounters responds:

>:(


-=LJC=- ²³apples -=LJC=- ²³apples

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Totally...

fucked up! Surely cat_bastard approved! >:(

I feel like taking a dumb now...Damn you! >:(
The vocals where orgasmic. lol

Hey, voting is fun. I guess I vote bad so this will be at a good score. yeah. >:(


LJCoffee responds:

Ummm.. thank you?

I'm glad you gave it an overall of 10 but I'm interested in the other scores - I would have appreciated a reason for the lower scores - a 3 for clarity... That's a really low score and I'm not sure why - I really didn't think that the production was as bad as that - a 0 for diversity?? a fucking zero?? What gives man? Why such an incredibly low score on that? Hell, 2 minutes of white noise with a steady 4x4 kick and a hi-hat here and there should get at least a 1... ?? The 5 for effort can go either way - I understand how hard it is to score "effort" for all you know I could have spent 6 weeks chopping and splicing this together - or I could have popped it out in under an hour so I'm a little more understanding about that... but still..

Unless of course, you really weren't worried about the actual scores and just grabbed numbers from the pulldown. If that's the case then I have no worries about it..

That last line is a little strange - "voting is fun. I guess I vote bad so this will be at a good score. yeah. >:("

? I have no idea what the hell any of that means - vote bad so it will be at a good score? and the little angry face?

Rucklo...?? is that you? >:D

Either way, I guess you win this weeks "arguably most senseless and cross-contradicting but still not so bad in an ambiguously obtuse and undecipherable way" review award! congrats!!


Fuck the Arabs Fuck the Arabs

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I guess...

we would fuck them too if they wouldn't been that hairy and scary. >:(

Nuff said!


GoreBastard responds:

ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR, ALLAH AKBAR!
I mean, cheers you cat bastards!


New Level of Hatred New Level of Hatred

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It rules!

NOT! My wiener got officialy spanked yesterday. I just wanted to let you know so that we can spank our monkeys togehter some time. >:(

Hey fuck off you green button with a strange symbol on it...you...you bastard!! >:(


GoreBastard responds:

Goat vomit and pig shit are what I rubbed onto my guitar when I recorded this horrible tune! RAAHAHAHAHA! Cheers motherfuckré


&amp;gt;That BOOTY&amp;lt; >That BOOTY<

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Shit!

This is totally shit and cat_bastard approved! >:(

Good job you damn headbangers! \m/


Bad-Man-Incorporated responds:

heheh. Thanks bastards!\m/


Insanity-Metaljonus Insanity-Metaljonus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

You're an awesome guitarist, no doubt. Awesome tune! Only complaint is that it's a bit disharmonic at times, although you could argue that it's supposed to be like that, but for the most part it's just awesome. Fived! >:(


Metaljonus responds:

Ya I totally agree with what you are saying :) but its gotta have that "eerie" feel for it. Thanks for listeing man!