Entry #1

Lmao, teh cat-basturds are in! >: (

2007-07-28 19:45:09 by cat-bastards

Butterscotch yo! The bastards are back in town to take over ur world with music that kicks your nutts out. lul!11one!omfg!

We pointed a fucking cat ass towards you and sprayed you with diarrhea of death so that we could take over Kittysburg in order to drink all their beerz! >: (

This is frequently the goal of men dissatisfied with their penis size. In general, where there is a perceived need to increase penis size, medical advice should be sought, rather than attempting self-treatment. Most self-treatment methods are believed to be either ineffective, dangerous, or both.

A penis more than 2.5 standard deviations below the norm is known as a micropenis. This very unusual condition is generally detected in early childhood. Penis-enlargement self-treatments have no effect on this condition, although childhood and adolescent testosterone treatments may be administered and in adulthood surgery measures have shown some limited success.

None the less we stand up with an army of cats to bomb ur countrey!!232120ONe!lol!1lollers! >: (

Following the war, however, there were moves within the Congress of the Kittystates to isolate the doghouses diplomatically and economically over concerns about cat rights violations, its dramatic military build-up, and hostility to no0bs.

But still, we pwn no0bs! >: (

Lmao, teh cat-basturds are in! >: (


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UndertoneUndertone

2007-07-28 19:53:57

What the flying fuck was that all about!?

cat-bastards responds:

ur mum! >: (


JonBroJonBro

2007-07-28 19:57:24

I agree with the person before me ^

WHAT THE HECK???

cat-bastards responds:

The Heck was in my pants yesterday! ):<


GoldenBleederGoldenBleeder

2007-07-28 20:25:51

LOL random+cool
You + Super cool!

cat-bastards responds:

You = >: (

Nuff said! lul


FluffingtonFluffington

2007-07-28 23:40:46

Cats = Awesome

Dogs = Fail

Go get some dogs!

cat-bastards responds:

Dogs fail indeed! >: (

HARDER THAN A BUTTERSCOTCH YO! >: (


MisterSambertMisterSambert

2007-07-29 02:13:03

DO NOT READ THIS
In 1969, a girl was walking through the woods and a lumberjack-man pooped out from the trees and sexed her up! He then hacked her up to tiny bits! The lumber jack is still alive and is in your city tonight!

IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS MESSAGE 10 TIMES IN 10 OTHER NEWGROUNDS BLOGS, THE LUMBER JACK WILL FIND YOU, SECKS YOU UP, THEN HACK YOU TO BITS. COPY AND PASTE ALL OF THIS.

cat-bastards responds:

DO READ THIS
In 1999, a cat was walking through the woods and a lumberjack-man pooped out from the trees and sexed her up! He then hacked her up to tiny bits! The lumber jack is still alive and is in your city tonight!

IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS MESSAGE 100.000.000 TIMES IN 10.000.000 OTHER NEWGROUNDS BLOGS, THE LUMBER JACK WILL FIND YOU, SECKS YOUR CATS UP, THEN FUCKS YOUR DOG TO BITS. COPY AND PASTE ALL OF THIS. >: U


BFKBFK

2007-07-30 17:55:35

Butterscotch yo! The bastards are back in town to take over ur world with music that kicks your nutts out. lul!11one!omfg!

We pointed a fucking cat ass towards you and sprayed you with diarrhea of death so that we could take over Kittysburg in order to drink all their beerz! >: (

This is frequently the goal of men dissatisfied with their penis size. In general, where there is a perceived need to increase penis size, medical advice should be sought, rather than attempting self-treatment. Most self-treatment methods are believed to be either ineffective, dangerous, or both.

A penis more than 2.5 standard deviations below the norm is known as a micropenis. This very unusual condition is generally detected in early childhood. Penis-enlargement self-treatments have no effect on this condition, although childhood and adolescent testosterone treatments may be administered and in adulthood surgery measures have shown some limited success.

None the less we stand up with an army of cats to bomb ur countrey!!232120ONe!lol!1lollers! >: (

Following the war, however, there were moves within the Congress of the Kittystates to isolate the doghouses diplomatically and economically over concerns about cat rights violations, its dramatic military build-up, and hostility to no0bs.

But still, we pwn no0bs! >: (

cat-bastards responds:

Butterscotch yo! The bastards are back in town to take over ur world with music that kicks your nutts out. lul!11one!omfg!

We pointed a fucking cat ass towards you and sprayed you with diarrhea of death so that we could take over Kittysburg in order to drink all their beerz! >: (

This is frequently the goal of men dissatisfied with their penis size. In general, where there is a perceived need to increase penis size, medical advice should be sought, rather than attempting self-treatment. Most self-treatment methods are believed to be either ineffective, dangerous, or both.

A penis more than 2.5 standard deviations below the norm is known as a micropenis. This very unusual condition is generally detected in early childhood. Penis-enlargement self-treatments have no effect on this condition, although childhood and adolescent testosterone treatments may be administered and in adulthood surgery measures have shown some limited success.

None the less we stand up with an army of cats to bomb ur countrey!!232120ONe!lol!1lollers! >: (

Following the war, however, there were moves within the Congress of the Kittystates to isolate the doghouses diplomatically and economically over concerns about cat rights violations, its dramatic military build-up, and hostility to no0bs.

But still, we pwn no0bs! >: (

Jackass. We wanted to be in teh KK but youz didn*t let us! >: (

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! >: (

WUZZY! >: (


BFKBFK

2007-07-30 18:10:46

I looked at the failed subsection of the introduction forum and saw no user called "cat-bastards"

??

cat-bastards responds:

Because we were to weak at that time. Seriously. Listen to teh music. Every cat-related flash crew need some kitty material. Btw. I think you blocked us from the KK forum. >: (

Anyways, this account is active again. More XP points, more music shit and stuff, you can even recommend stuff if you like. Like lol. >: (


whiteweirdowhiteweirdo

2007-07-30 20:17:17

STUPID UR JUST PLAIN STUPID AND UR RETARDED UR 67 AND U CANT SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE UR JUST STUPID. FUCK U URETARDED PIECE OF SHIT!!!! PWNED FUCKTARD. plus stop talking street if ur "67" . now be a good boy and go FUCK URSELF. EAT A BOOK OR IN THIS CASE SOMEONE SHOULD SHOOT A TON OF BRICKS AT U WITH A CANNON!!!!!! NOW STFU

cat-bastards responds:

STUPID UR JUST PLAIN STUPID AND UR RETARDED UR 67 AND U CANT SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE UR JUST STUPID. FUCK U URETARDED PIECE OF SHIT!!!! PWNED FUCKTARD. plus stop talking street if ur "67" . now be a good boy and go FUCK URSELF. EAT A BOOK OR IN THIS CASE SOMEONE SHOULD SHOOT A TON OF BRICKS AT U WITH A CANNON!!!!!! NOW STFU


iamteh1337masteriamteh1337master

2007-08-22 19:38:56

cat bastards FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1111111!!!!!!!!! ps: if u want, i can send j00 an army of things that are half satan, half cat!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

cat-bastards responds:

like fer shur! We'll take like...teh million! D:<